Definition Alert:
(The actual definitions are funnier than the words themselves)
Flerg- The state of a man's penis when it is not erect.
"Wut a think of dat holmes"
"Yo, dat bunk chick just gave me a flerg"
Kankles- Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.
Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!
MILF- "Mother I'd Like (to) F*ck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises). MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.
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