Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Muslim War Council

On Suicide Bombers

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though," the mother confides.
"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son Khalid. He would have been 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other. "He had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr also," says the mother quietly.
"Oh, gracious me..." Says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend. "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr too," says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
"After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

Friday, June 25, 2010

County Board Supervisor Peggy West (a moron) Does Not Know Arizona Borders Mexico

Milwaukee County Supervisor Peggy West, who made a very public geographic blunder Thursday when voicing her support of a proposed county boycott of Arizona businesses during a county board meeting. Her opposition was based on the state's controversial new immigration law, which mandates that police stop and card those they reasonably suspect of being illegal immigrants.

Hey retard, how about using Google Maps before opening your mouth?

Peggy West's homepage.

Jihad is Sweet, Jihad is Fun!

If This Were GWB, How Would the Media React?

Religion of Peace Update

Golda Meir, former Prime Minister of Israel, was once asked when there would be peace in the Middle East. She replied, "There will be peace in the Middle East when the Arabs love their children more than they hate us."

The following was downloaded from a Islamic satellite channel for children called "Birds of Paradise" which broadcasts from Bahrain and aired in Gaza. The children's choir is also called "Birds of Paradise". The head of the channel, Khalid Maqdad, is a Palestinian Jordanian.

The differences between Palestinians and Israelis:

ARIZONA County Board Supervisor Peggy West (a retard) Does Not Know Her State Borders Mexico

Too Awesome...

Mega Python vs. Gataroid

It’s the fight we've all be waiting for since the days of leg warmers and acid-washed jeans. 80s pop teen queens Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are finally going to face off, and it's going to be nastier than your feet sweating in those jelly shoes!

Tiffany, the former teen singer famous for her single, “I Think We’re Alone Now,” will face-off against the “Only in My Dreams” crooner in a new Syfy signature Saturday night original movie called 'Mega Python vs. Gataroid' according to “The Hollywood Reporter.”

The 80’s pop icons have both previously been cast in Syfy originals, but this is the first time they will appear together. “Mega Python vs. Gataroid” will feature Gibson as a fanatical animal rights activist, while Tiffany will be an overzealous park ranger.

Fox News story link.

Dem Rep says “minorities, defective[s]” not “average, good American people”

To Democrats, the American people are just useful idiots.

Hot Air story link.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

How the Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed

TheOatmeal.com link.

“I am a Muslim,” Obama Tells Egyptian Foreign Minister Gheit

Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit said he had a one-on-one meeting with Obama, in which President Obama told him that he was still a Muslim, the son of a Muslim father, the stepson of Muslim stepfather, that his half brothers in Kenya are Muslims, and that he was sympathetic towards the Muslim

Conservative American News.com story link.

And in case you have forgotten:

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

Marine Stuns Crowd at Tea Party With Fourth Verse of The Star-Spangled Banner

I had no idea there even was a fourth verse to The Star-Spangled Banner.

The following video was taken at a Tea Party in Douglas County Georgia on 4 Jun 10.
The gentleman is clearly nervous, but belts out the fourth verse with sincerity.

O! say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O! say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

The Star-Spangled Banner Wikipedia link.

Communist China, Yes. US Marine Corps, No.

Empire State Building disses U.S. Marine Corps, refuses to honor soldiers with scarlet, gold lights

NY Daily News story link.

Marine Corps Scientist: BIG Bomb Could Seal Gulf Oil Leak

Plenty of people have come forward with ideas for plugging the Gulf oil leak. A Marine Corps science adviser has proposed his own novel solution: Drop a huge bomb on it.

We have our own scientists? At least the proposed solution sounds consistent with the Corps policy on most other things... :D

Washington Wire story link.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Vintage Ads for Gender SensitivityThursday!

Canadian Youth Soccer League: Winning by More Than Five Counts as a Loss

A Canadian youth soccer league is taking heat after introducing a new rule that says any team that wins a game by more than five points will actually lose by default.

The rule, intended to foster sportsmanship, replaced the Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer league’s former five-point mercy regulation, which said any points scored beyond a five-point differential would not be registered, the National Post reported.

But some players and parents say the new rule will only keep these children from reaching their full potential as players and coddle sore losers.

“They should be saying anything is possible. If we can get five goals really fast, well, so can the other team,” player Kevin Cappon, 17, told the Post. "People grow in adversity… I think you’ll see more leadership skills being used if a losing team tries to recuperate than if they never got into that situation at all.”

Fox News story link.

Marine Says He Faces Termination for Refusing to Pay Teacher's Union Fee

A retired U.S. Marine who runs a Massachusetts high school's ROTC program says he faces termination if he doesn't pay a $500 union fee by next week, a levy he refuses to pay because he already receives medical and dental benefits from the military.

Maj. Stephen Godin, senior naval science instructor at the Naval Junior ROTC Unit at North High School in Worcester, Mass., told FoxNews.com he has been teaching for the Educational Association for Worcester for 15 years -- including 14 at North High School -- without having to join the union or pay an "agency fee" toward the cost of collective bargaining.

FoxNews story link.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Monday, June 7, 2010

Helen Thomas Announces Immediate Retirement

CNN story link.

Flotilla Activists to IDF Prior to Raid: "Go Back to Auschwitz!"


“We’re helping the Arabs go against the US. Don’t forget 9/11, guys,”

Full audio:

Jerusalem Post story link.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dinner With Schmucks

Governor Christie slams public teacher unions

"Parents and children who are being failed by a public schoolsystem whose costs are exorbitant and whose results are insulting deserve a choice. We don't have to look far around the country to know that vouchers and experiments in school choice are working, that they're producing results.

In D.C., those in that program are now reading 19 months ahead of their peers outside of the program. This isn't a coincidence, we know it's not a coincidence. We know that there's over five-million children trapped in over ten-thousand failing public schools around America.

And I use the word ‘trapped' and I use it directly. They are trapped by an educational bureaucracy, they are trapped by a selfish, self-interested, greedy school union that cares more about putting money in their own pocket, and the pockets of members, than they care about educating our most vulnerable and needy children."

Christie speaks in Washington DC, calling Newark schools 'absolutely disgraceful'

American Thinker story link.

McDonald's Pulls Toxin-tainted 'Shrek' Glasses

We'll file this one under: "Things we do not have to worry about..."

Toxic cadmium has been discovered in the painted design on "Shrek"-themed drinking glasses being sold nationwide at McDonald's, forcing the fast food company to recall 12 million of the U.S.-made collectibles.

CNN Story link.

Fast Roping 101

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Les Grossman Tuesday!

From the movie Tropic Thunder:

Les Grossman Dance from Kenneth Arntsen on Vimeo.

And from the 2010 MTV Movie Awards: