Monday, December 20, 2010

Texas Trick (and legal0 Football Plays

Texas Middle School Team Executes Perfect Trick Play:



Texas high school has pulled off another amazing play, this time in a championship game at Cowboys Stadium. This play has an actual name — it’s called “The Dead Man”:

Friday, December 17, 2010

Good Ideas Never Get Old

Baby play area for apartment dwellers.


Suspended from the side of the building, the baby would have access to fresh air and sunlight through the cage's wire frame, and still have sufficient room to play with toys.

The Atlantic story link.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Minneapolis Metrodome Roof Collapse Video

The Minneapolis Metrodome’s inflatable roof collapsed under the weight of more than 17 inches of snow that have fallen on Minnesota. Newly released video captures the time-lapsed sinking of the roof until it’s eventual collapse, dropping snow onto the playing field below:

Festivus is Upon Us!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Cataclysm Sells 3.3 Million in 24 hours


World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade set PC sales records upon its release in January 2007, selling 2.4 million units worldwide in 24 hours. In November 2008, Blizzard Entertainment trumped its own high-water mark, when Wrath of the Lich King sold 2.8 million units in a single day.

With the third expansion to its 12 million-subscriber-strong massively multiplayer online role-playing game on store shelves last week, Blizzard has confirmed that the streak has continued. Today, the Activision sister company announced that World of Warcraft: Cataclysm sold through more than 3.3 million units worldwide within 24 hours of release. Blizzard notes that this sales pace earns Cataclysm the title of "fastest-selling PC game of all time."

Full story at GameSpot.com.  Link.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

While we learned yesterday that the U.S. is preparing its domestic response to a potential economic collapse, the bigger story might be that the U.S. has been playing such “war games” for almost two years.

“The Pentagon sponsored a first-of-its-kind war game last month focused not on bullets and bombs — but on how hostile nations might seek to cripple the U.S. economy, a scenario made all the more real by the global financial crisis.” That’s how Politico reporter Eamon Javers (now with CNBC and who brought us Monday’s report) began an article dated April 9, 2009.

In that article, he describes how the U.S. first began preparing for an economic collapse. “Participants sat along a V-shaped set of desks beneath an enormous wall of video monitors displaying economic data,” he writes. “Their efforts were carefully observed and recorded by uniformed military officers and members of the U.S. intelligence community.”

Full story at TheBlaze.com.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Monday, November 29, 2010

New Gub'mint Guide for Kids


Two by two with hands of blue...


Thursday, November 11, 2010

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

obama Finally Adds new Jobs!

Unemployment Offices To Add Armed Guards
36 Unemployment Offices in Indiana Beefing Up Security Before Benefits Set To End



Armed security guards will be on hand at 36 unemployment offices around Indiana in what state officials said is a step to improve safety and make branch security more consistent.
No specific incidents prompted the action, Department of Workforce Development spokesman Marc Lotter told 6News' Norman Cox. Lotter said the agency is merely being cautious with the approach of an early-December deadline when thousands of Indiana residents could see their unemployment benefits end after exhausting the maximum 99 weeks provided through multiple federal extension periods.
"Given the upcoming expiration of the federal extensions and the increased stress on some of the unemployed, we thought added security would provide an extra level of protection for our employees and clients," he said.
Some offices have had guards for nearly two years but those guards were hired on a regional basis, meaning some offices had armed guards while others did not, Lotter said.

Full story at Indychannel.com news link.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Cuteness Overload! 34 Million Views on youTube

BlizzCon Developer Q&A

And folks wonder why gamers get a bad rap. Sheesh...

Kid Breaks Leg During BlizzCon dance Competition

Vitamin D deficiency no doubt has played a role in this...

Friday, October 8, 2010

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

CNN Fires Anchor Rick Sanchez

CNN anchor Rick Sanchez was fired after making incendiary remarks calling John Stewart a bigot and offering that the media is controlled by "the Jews".

A preview:

“If you went on radio and said the Jews control the media…you may want to hold on to your money.”

John Stewart noted  joked that if Sanchez’ nasty remarks were in fact accurate, “All he has to do is apologize to us, and we’ll hire him back.”  Well played John.

John Stewart had this clip made in response:



Lets look at some of Rick's other greatest hits:


Referring to the cotton-picking President:



While covering the Tsunami in Hawaii CNN's Rick Sanchez asks a question about the English version of the metric system:



Observing that Iceland should be too cold to have volcano's and they should only be located in places with long names, like Hawaii.



Geography class:




Another intellectual great falls. Rick, we will miss you.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Rush Limbaugh on the Family Guy - Very Funny Stuff

Preview:



Full episode:

New U.K. Global Warming Video Disgusts and Shows Libs True Feelings Towards Those Who Disagree

Even greens feel revulsion after viewing. Epic fail.



Telegraph.co.uk story link.

Proud Socialists March at Left-Wing Protest in DC This Past Weekend

This was the union and obama-sponsored event as a counter to the recent Glenn Beck rally:




Democrats rally:


Glenn Becks rally:



Question; for being so concerned about the environment, why to the Democrats and liberals always seem to trash it...

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Two Trailers for Skyline



Inception Ending - Explained by Michael Caine

If you're still trying to figure out that ending to Inception, you don't have to figure any more. Because the answer's out, from someone who should know—Michael Caine, who portrayed Leonardo DiCaprio's mentor and father-in-law in Christopher Nolan's mind-bending movie.

During an interview on BBC Radio 1 this morning, Caine was discussing his autobiography The Elephant to Hollywood, and the conversation came around to Inception's cryptic ending. (Hey, if YOU had him in the studio, wouldn't you bring it up?)


Asked whether DiCaprio's character Cobb made it home, or ended up trapped in a dream, Caine replied (and you'd better stop now if you really don't want to know):
"It's real life. ... If I'm in the scene then it's real. I'm never in the dreams."
Apparently, that's not only what Caine felt, but what Nolan intended to convey.

Courtesy of blastr.com.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

VERY Hungry, Hungry, Hippos

The Lion, The Witch and the Locker

Classic Star Wars Action Figures


Not much fun to play with though...

Lars Own (in memorandum) at wookieepedia.com.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars (sizes of ships)

Courtesy of cSlacker.com. Link.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

ANOTHER reason I will NEVER buy a GM Vehicle



Chrysler Autoworkers Caught on Camera Drinking Beer, Smoking Pot During Break. Story link.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Wilhelm Scream

Wilhelm scream. Link.

Thanks to blastr.com for the link.

Obama Socialist Remix!



Obama and his advisers show their true colors...

Europe According to Stereotypes


More at alphadesigner.com.

Firefly Lego



Above are (from left to right): Shepard Book, Inara Serra, Kaylee Frye, Jayne Cobb, Malcolm Reynolds, Zoe and Wash, and River and Simon Tam.

Link.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I May Not Know Art, but I Know What I Like.

And I know that this rocks:

Chewbacca on a giant squirrel ... fighting Nazis

Blastr.com link.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

Problems Facing Our Socialism


A paper by Barack obama's father. Link.

Forbes.com article on "How Obama Thinks". Link.

Today is a day of Mourning...

Thursday, September 9, 2010

FireFly Panel at Dragon*Con

Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk couldn't make it to Dragon*Con, but that didn't stop them from calling in to the Firefly panel and harassing Summer Glau, Jewel Staite, Sean Maher and Morena Baccarin. The whole sordid, (fake) drunken mess is up on YouTube in two parts, which we've embedded below.

In the first clip the gag starts at the 5-minute mark, when Morena's phone rings, and it continues well into the second clip (there's an especially good zing at about the 3:08 mark in cliip 2, so make sure you watch that bit).



NJ Gov. Christie is THE MAN!

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is known for telling it like he sees it. At a town hall meeting yesterday in Raritan, NJ, he made sure to bolster that reputation.

The rest of the video is worth watching, however, as Christie explains how the teacher‘s union in the state refused to compromise to save the state’s crucial education dollars.

Captain America Movie Costumes First Look



Syfy.com story link.

New Trailer for Monsters




Due out in October 2010.

Caprica is Coming Back!


Syfy just announced that it's moving the premiere of season 1.5 of Caprica to Oct. 5 at 10 p.m. instead of the originally planned return in January 2011. This is good news for fans who were left hanging with the midseason finale cliffhanger back in March and were disappointed that the show would take so long to return.



Syfy.com story link.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Young golfer's loss proves he's a winner

Zack Nash, 14, won his age division at the Milwaukee County Parks Tour Invitational on Aug. 11. But he gave up the victory after discovering he had inadvertently played with 15 clubs in his bag.

On Aug. 11, the 14-year-old Nash shot a 77 at Dretzka Park to win the boys 13-14 age division at the Milwaukee County Parks Tour Invitational, a tournament for accomplished juniors run by the Wisconsin PGA Section.

Understandably proud, Nash asked his parents to drive him to Rivermoor Golf Club, where the Nashes are members and where Zach plays 36 holes a day, every day, in the summer. He wanted to show his first-place medal to Chris Wood, the golf professional at Rivermoor.

"I showed Chris my medal and he said, 'Great job,' " Nash said. "We were standing outside, having a soda and talking and he looked in my bag and said, 'Whose club is this?' "

Oh, oh. Nash had played golf with a friend the day before and somehow the friend's 5-wood wound up in Nash's bag.

The young golfer knew what it meant: When he won the tournament at Dretzka, he had 15 clubs in his bag and had violated Rule 4-4 ("the player must not start a round with more than 14 clubs").

The penalty for a breach of Rule 4-4 is two strokes for each hole played with more than 14 clubs, with a maximum of four penalty strokes. Because Nash didn't realize the extra 5-wood was in his bag, he completed his round and signed for a 77 when he actually scored 81.

"I knew the rule, I just didn't make it a point to count my clubs," he said. "I didn't use the club once in the tournament."

No matter. He broke the rule, albeit unintentionally, and then signed an incorrect scorecard.

"I kind of started crying in the clubhouse," he said. "I was really upset. Chris said, 'You know what this means?' I said, 'Yeah. I've got to disqualify myself.' "

JsOnline.com story link.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Patriots Versus Dirty Hippies

8/28 Attendees




obama inauguration attendees

Thursday, August 26, 2010

10 Tips for Raising the Child You Really Shouldn't Have Had


Like most people who don't have any kids, I'm convinced that I could raise them better than most parents. With my intelligence, my strength and my piercing gaze, I clearly have all the nurturing attributes necessary to bend any child to my will. But because of the current legal system and, frankly, considerable cowardice on my part, I have not seized anyone's child and then reared them properly myself. Instead I've published a short guide on the subject, because that's something I could do without leaving my chair.

Full article at cracked.com.

Chickens in Costume

It started as a joke, and now a Riverside couple dress their pet chickens in costumes every year.

Fire Tornado!

An extreme drought affecting the state of Sao Paulo, fires and strong dry winds caused a fire tornado in the Brazilian municipality of Aracatuba on Tuesday. (Aug. 24)

Dragon*Con Song

Dragon*Con, the evolutionary collision of role-playing games, comic books, and the movie industry. Not for the faint of heart!

Original video:



Translated:



Le Sexoflex performs their hit single, "Marriott Cock Squat," at Dragon*Con 2008. Featuring Miss Lady Flex, Princess Genius, Peep Peep & Vas D. Download their free mixtape "Invagine the Pussibilities" at http://lesexoflex.com.

Dragon*Con link

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Monsters Movie Trailer

Walking Dead Trailer


Premieres Halloween 2010.

Official Series site link.

Even Tony Robbins Believes an Economic Collapse is Coming

Tony Robbins, motivational speaker and positive-thinking guru warns on the enconomy.



Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Democrats Plan November Health Care Propaganda

Key White House allies are dramatically shifting their attempts to defend health care legislation, abandoning claims that it will reduce costs and the deficit and instead stressing a promise to "improve it."

The messaging shift was circulated this afternoon on a conference call and PowerPoint presentation organized by FamiliesUSA — one of the central groups in the push for the initial legislation. The call was led by a staffer for the Herndon Alliance, which includes leading labor groups and other health care allies. It was based on polling from three top Democratic pollsters, John Anzalone, Celinda Lake and Stan Greenberg

The confidential presentation, available in full here and provided to POLITICO by a source on the call, suggests that Democrats are acknowledging the failure of their predictions that the health care legislation would grow more popular after its passage, as its benefits became clear and rhetoric cooled. Instead, the presentation is designed to win over a skeptical public and to defend the legislation — in particular, the individual mandate — from a push for repeal.

Politico.com story link.

New Republican Ad

Friday, August 20, 2010

See The Last Exorcism’s Freaky ChatRoulette Viral Ads

To promote its new horror film, Lionsgate took to ChatRoulette, where a fake exhibitionist terrorized her unsuspecting appreciators. Here's their best-of reel.


Thursday, August 19, 2010

Religion of Peace Update

Saudi judge asks hospital if it can damage convict's spine as punishment for paralyzing man

CAIRO (AP) — A Saudi judge
has asked several hospitals in the country whether they could damage a man's spinal cord as punishment after he was convicted of attacking another man with a cleaver and paralyzing him, the brother of the victim said Thursday.

Abdul-Aziz al-Mutairi, 22, was left paralyzed and subsequently lost a foot after a fight more than two years ago. He asked a judge in northwestern Tabuk province to impose an equivalent punishment on his attacker under Islamic law, his brother Khaled al-Mutairi told The Associated Press by telephone from Saudi Arabia.

He said one of the hospitals, located in Tabuk, responded that it is possible to damage the spinal cord, but it added that the operation would have to be done at another more specialized facility. Saudi newspapers reported that a second hospital in the capital Riyadh declined, saying it could not inflict such harm.

Foxnews.com story link.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Pelosi Suggests Probe of Funding Sources Behind Opposition to Mosque Near Ground Zero

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is suggesting a coordinated effort is behind the opposition to a proposed mosque and community center near Ground Zero, saying the whole dispute has been "ginned up" for political purposes and she supports a probe into those opponents.

Commenting publicly for the first time on the Park 51 project, Pelosi said the issue was posing a distraction and that some organized force is behind it.

"There is no question that there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some," she said in remarks posted Tuesday in a video on the San Francisco Chronicle website. "And I join those who have called for looking into how is this opposition to the mosque being funded."

A Republican aide ridiculed Pelosi's claim that there was a "conspiracy" to oppose the project.

"If the speaker needs help finding the heart of the 'GOP GZM Conspiracy,' I urge her to ask Sasquatch," the aide told Fox News. "His office is behind the black helicopter hangar between the unicorn pen and the leprechaun's pot of gold."


Just awesome....


FoxNews.com story link.

Gun Control Commercial

video

Monday, August 16, 2010

Deaf Baby Hears Mother's Voice for the First Time

Gurgling in a mix of wonder and joy, this is the incredible moment a child hears his mother's voice for the first time.

Eight-month-old Jonathan was born deaf and had cochlear implants put into his ears so he could hear.



DailyMail.co.uk story link.

30,000 Show up at Atlanta Mall to Apply for Section 8 Housing

Thirty thousand people turned out in East Point on Wednesday seeking applications for government-subsidized housing, and their confusion and frustration, combined with the summer heat, led to a chaotic mob scene that left 62 people injured.





Atlanta Journal Constitution story link.

D.C. Reporter Suspended for Accurate Report on BP’s Donations to Obama

A Washington, D.C. ABC affiliate, suspended reporter Doug McKelway following his alleged “partisan” comments at a liberal rally on Capitol Hill marking the three-month anniversary of the Gulf oil spill.




Full story at Bigjournalism.com.


Center for Responsive Politics British Petroleum donation matrix (top recipients):

PresidentBarack Obama$77,051
HouseDon Young$73,300
SenateTed Stevens$53,200
PresidentGeorge W Bush$47,388
SenateJohn McCain$44,899
SenateGeorge V. Voinovich$41,400
SenateMike DeWine$37,550
HouseJohn D. Dingell$31,000
SenateMary L. Landrieu$28,200
HouseJoe Barton$26,350
SenateDaniel R. Coats$25,000
HouseLynn Martin$24,450
SenateFrank H. Murkowski$24,000
SenatePhil Gramm$23,800
SenateDon Nickles$23,750
SenateJames M. Inhofe$22,300
SenateMitch McConnell$22,000
HouseDennis Hastert$21,100
HouseJohn Culberson$20,950
SenatePete V. Domenici$20,800
See all recipients

Friday, August 13, 2010

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Columbia Star Dinner Train to Arrive Shortly

The Columbia Star dinner train. Link.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

Best. Koozie. Ever.

Bizzare Jeopardy clips

With a nod to the ulesque.com.


Trebek Curses and Drinks (NSFW)

Not always the genial, affable scamp we see on television, this video's got more swearing than Casino.




Trebek Gets a Bit Creepy During Teen Tournament

All poor Haley Batz wanted to do was compete in the Teen Tournament and instead gets the Herbert from Family Guy treatment from our disturbing host.




Trebek Mocks Contestant For Wrong Answer

Really, Alex? Was her answer that bad that you had to laugh like that? Trebek has long earned a reputation for his smarmy on-air attitude and here, it comes out in full force.




Trebek Gets A Little Too Personal with Indian Contestant

We'll admit that maybe, by some stretch of the imagination, this video is taken out of context but still, a little sensitivity, Trebek.



Trebek Comes Out Pantsless

There is nothing more to say.




Teens Say the Darndest Things

We have always been tireless supporters of teens dropping the F-bomb on television and this is no exception.




Ken Jennings Drops H-bomb

Most wins in 'Jeopardy! history? Check. Best use of the word "ho"? Also check.




Contestant Faints. Other Players Keep Writing.

If this was a movie, he would've returned from unconsciousness and won the game. Highlight: The "I know you're faking for more time" death stare from the other contestant at 0:40.




The Best 'Cheers' Ending Ever.

Bar know-it-all Cliff Clavin dominates 'Jeopardy!,' only to pull a "Cliff Clavin" at the end.




Weird Al Yankovic's 'I Lost on Jeopardy'

Technically, Trebek is not featured in this, but we'll take any excuse to show a Weird Al video.




'Family Guy' Spoofs Alex Trebek

"Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the fifth dimension where he belongs."




'Saturday Night Live' Celebrity Jeopardy Skit with Trebek Cameo

In Will Ferrell's last appearance as a cast regular on Celebrity Jeopardy, look for Trebek's surprise cameo at the end.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Awesome

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Red Dawn 2010



This is going to be awesome...

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Muslim War Council

On Suicide Bombers

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would have been 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though," the mother confides.
"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son Khalid. He would have been 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other. "He had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr also," says the mother quietly.
"Oh, gracious me..." Says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend. "I remember when he first started school."
"He's a martyr too," says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
"After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
"They blow up so fast these days, don't they?"

Friday, June 25, 2010

County Board Supervisor Peggy West (a moron) Does Not Know Arizona Borders Mexico

Milwaukee County Supervisor Peggy West, who made a very public geographic blunder Thursday when voicing her support of a proposed county boycott of Arizona businesses during a county board meeting. Her opposition was based on the state's controversial new immigration law, which mandates that police stop and card those they reasonably suspect of being illegal immigrants.




Hey retard, how about using Google Maps before opening your mouth?


Peggy West's homepage.

Jihad is Sweet, Jihad is Fun!

If This Were GWB, How Would the Media React?

Religion of Peace Update

Golda Meir, former Prime Minister of Israel, was once asked when there would be peace in the Middle East. She replied, "There will be peace in the Middle East when the Arabs love their children more than they hate us."

The following was downloaded from a Islamic satellite channel for children called "Birds of Paradise" which broadcasts from Bahrain and aired in Gaza. The children's choir is also called "Birds of Paradise". The head of the channel, Khalid Maqdad, is a Palestinian Jordanian.






The differences between Palestinians and Israelis:

ARIZONA County Board Supervisor Peggy West (a retard) Does Not Know Her State Borders Mexico

Too Awesome...

Mega Python vs. Gataroid

It’s the fight we've all be waiting for since the days of leg warmers and acid-washed jeans. 80s pop teen queens Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are finally going to face off, and it's going to be nastier than your feet sweating in those jelly shoes!

Tiffany, the former teen singer famous for her single, “I Think We’re Alone Now,” will face-off against the “Only in My Dreams” crooner in a new Syfy signature Saturday night original movie called 'Mega Python vs. Gataroid' according to “The Hollywood Reporter.”

The 80’s pop icons have both previously been cast in Syfy originals, but this is the first time they will appear together. “Mega Python vs. Gataroid” will feature Gibson as a fanatical animal rights activist, while Tiffany will be an overzealous park ranger.

Fox News story link.

Dem Rep says “minorities, defective[s]” not “average, good American people”

To Democrats, the American people are just useful idiots.



Hot Air story link.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010