Zune guy falls in love and gets tattoos to prove it
It's a classic love story, and unfortunately, we all know how most of those those turn out...
Zune guy replaces nonreturned affection with persistence
After the tattoos, Microsoft does not return his affection so he wants to change his name to Microsoft Zune to prove he is still worth loving.
Zune buy breaks up with Zune
Finally, therapy restores the Zune guy's self esteem and he breaks up with the Zune.
Digging deeper though, it seems even though Microsoft violated the trust in the relationship, it may have been because the Zune guy was caught cheating! /gasp
Or possibly he just simply dumped the Zune on it's deathbed he he can't stand by and watch it suffer...
We can only speculate what comes next; will be date a hot new Blu-ray player on the rebound, or pick up a dumpy HD-DVD because they are cheap and easy? Who knows but I would hide your electronics until he finds a new love...
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