Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Muggles rejoice!

The Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince trailer has been released, check it out!


500 Years of Portraits in Western Art



For a complete list of artists and paintings, visit this link.

Columbia Funeral Home Stashes Body in Basement...NAACP and Local Church are Pro-Body Dumping?

Daughter given bogus ashes as body decayed


From the Columbia Daily Tribune, a story about the Warren Funeral Home director Harold Warren Sr. who stashed the remains of Dorenda Versey in his basement and gave the bereaved family substitute ashes.

After complaints of suspicious odors, inspectors form the state Board of Funeral directors and Embalmers searched the Warren Funeral home and found Mrs. Versey's body still int he basement, where it had lain embalmed but unrefrigerated for almost a year.


Additionally, the state investigators uncovered a trash bag filled with organs from multiple bodies, reused coffins, unwashed embalming tools and a rotted body that had been in the funeral parlor electrical room for almost a year.

Attorney General Jay Nixon is seeking to shut down the funeral chapel while (unbelievably) the NAACP and local Second Baptist Church are holding a fund raiser for the Warren's legal defense. I'm not sure but this leads one to believe that the church and NAACP must be pro-body dumping? link1 link2

When questioned by the police on Tuesday, July 29th, Harold Warren Sr. threw his head back, cackled a sinister laugh, transformed into a vampire bat and flew away. He has not been seen since.


Harold Warren Sr. (file photo)


Now THAT's how you sell a blender

Now, if you want to sell a blender, this guy has the way. These video's have been floating around for a bit but I really like this one:

Blending a Driver

I have decided that I will buy one of their blenders if Tom Dickson blends a drifter, Fargo-style, on their site.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Mini Motel, for the on-the-go squatter



Now you can create your own squatters village anywhere! Why carry around tarps and corrugated steel when you can just pop open your own tent right there at the airport! Just think of it as romantic urban camping complete with the stench of humanity; the soft chirping of a Delta Airlines P.A. system under the soft glow of Starbucks neon in concourse B!

Don't thank me, thank Mini-motel!

Nike+ sensor battery replacement


Great post over at instructables on replacing the thought-to-be-sealed battery on the Nike+ sensor.

Replace the Battery on a Nike+ sensor

If you need a CR2032 battery for the replacement; try DealExtreme, you can get 20 for $3.67 with free shipping. wewt!

There is nothing particular clever about this post other than I need to remind myself to do it to mine when I get home, and the battery price awesome...

Proof the U.S. Treasury planned the 9/11 attack!

It turns out if you fold a $20 bill just right it will reveal that images of both the Pentagon and the Twin towers after the 9/11 attacks. This is obviously because the U.S. Treasury was part of a U.S. government conspiracy.

The Pentagon and the twin towers on the $20 bill.

Further examination show that the conspiracy does not end there. Apparently there are also dark forces afoot promoting beaver-buggery!